The Plan to Destroy Planet Weightoo

 by James Howard, the MultiMediocre Knight
 (multimediocreknight@yahoo.com)

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 "Captain Admiral!" Admiral Frederick D. Captain yelled.

 "Yes?" Captain Steven T. Admiral asked as he piloted his ship, 
the Essa Rios, through space.

 "We've located the planet of Weightoo, sir," Admiral Captain
said as he adjusted his monitor.

 "Excellent," Captain Admiral nodded. "It's time to unleash my
master plan. Admiral Captain?"

 "Sir?"

 "Fetch me the Totoro, the videotape of 'Ninja Scroll', and an 
avacado." 

 "Yes, sir," Admiral Captain said, bowing as he got out of his
seat and went into the back of the spaceship. 

 Captain Admiral chuckled as he stared at the viewscreen and its
shot of Weightoo.

 "I'm so eeeeeeevil," he thought to himself.

 "GWAAAAAAAAAWR," the Totoro bellowed as Admiral Captain yanked on 
his leash, attempting to tug him through the doorway and into the
bridge. The problem that Admiral Captain was encountering was that 
Totoro could not quite fit through the door.

 "Sir, I'm having a bit of trouble here," Admiral Captain said.

 "Just leave him there," Captain Admiral said. "He's close enough
to the equipment now."

 "Yes, sir," Admiral Captain agreed, giving the leash one final 
tug. The upper half of the Totoro's body came through the door. 
The lower half did not, choosing instead to remain on the other 
side of the door.

 "GWAAAAAAAAAWR," the Totoro bellowed again, waving his arms as he
attempted to get himself unstuck. Totoro reached over and ripped
off the entire arm of Admiral Captain's uniform with one swipe.
Admiral Captain quickly backed away from the door.

 "Here are the other materials requested, sir," Admiral Captain
said as he placed an avacado and a copy of Ninja Scroll on the
table beside Captain Admiral. 

 "Excellent." 

 "Sir, what exactly *is* your master plan?"

 "Well, as you know, this planet is targeted by our superiors 
for destruction," Captain Admiral began. "So I have hatched a 
plan. Using our mind-controlling equipment, which can only be
activated in the presence of a Totoro, I plan to control the 
minds of Weightoo's children and then transmit Ninja Scroll 
into their minds. As Ninja Scroll is completely inappropriate for 
children, their minds will be forever warped. When their 
generation takes over, everything will collapse and the planet
will be left in ruins!"

 "Brilliant, sir!" Admiral Captain said excitedly. "But then
what's the avacado for?"

 "No reason," Captain Admiral shrugged. "I was just hungry."
Captain Admiral took a large bite out of the avacado and smiled.
"You do know why we're destroying this planet, right?"

 "Actually, sir," Admiral Captain admitted, "that's why I'm 
only the Admiral, doing the mechanical work, and you're the 
Captain who plans everything out."

 "What do you mean, Admiral?" Captain Admiral asked.

 "Well, you see, sir," Admiral Captain said, "I don't know much
about the Weightoo planet."

 Captain Admiral thought about that one for a couple seconds.

 "You're fired," he said.

 "And with good cause," Admiral Captain nodded.

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 Author's Notes: I don't know *where* this came from. ^^

  -MMK (multimediocreknight@yahoo.com)

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The Sunburst Project, Week 9
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