September 26th, 2001 AD 11:59 WTLTBUOASNST (Way Too Late To Be Up On A School
                                            Night Standard Time)
An Undisclosed Location, Canada

President Cadbury looked up in the sky.  His scientists assured him that the
asteriod would land right where he was standing.  He wanted to face the
destroyer of Earth in person.

Thirty seconds before midnight, he saw it.  The asteroid was now visible to
the naked eye and rushing towards him.  He did not move an inch.

Fifteen seconds before midnight, he felt the strong gusts of wind and violent
shaking that corresponded to the fiery rock hurtling towards him.  He still did
not move.

One second before midnight, the asteroid made a deafening rumble as it rushed
towards him.  Though he wanted to cover his eyes, he continued to watch the
asteroid without flinching.

At midnight, the asteroid stopped dead in its tracks in midair.  The flames
vanished.  It gently set itself on the ground.

"What the...?" President Cadbury asked.

The asteroid then began to crumble right before his eyes.  He watched as the
asteroid disintegrated before him.

When the asteroid completely crumbled, all that remained were rubble and a
birthday cake.

"SURPRISE!  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" a bunch of green, three-eyed aliens shouted,
placing a party hat on President Cadbury's head.

"'Happy Birthday?'" President Cadbury repeated.

The green, three-eyed aliens bowed.  The leader of the group answered, "Yes,
High Grand Marshall Zook'zook.  We have come to celebrate your birthday!"

President Cadbury paused.  He then threw his head back and laughed.  "This...
is just too much."

The green, three-eyed aliens looked with confusion at President Cadbury.

"I mean," he explained, "When those earthlings found out that they fell for the
oldest trick in the galaxy..." He chuckled uncontrollably.  "I'll just go to
the UN tomorrow and say, 'Ladies and Gentlement of the General Assembly:
PSYCHE!  WE FOOLED YOU!  LOO-HOO-SUR-HURS!"

The green, three-eyed aliens laughed along with President Cadbury.

"Man," he snickered, "You even had me fooled.  ME, for crying out loud..."

"Well, nothing's too good for our High Grand Marshall Zook'zook!" the leader
of the group replied humbly.

"Thanks.  What do you say we hop into a spaceship and cut some more crop
circles?"

"HOORAY!"

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"Equinox Impact" started by Eslington
This farce of a conclusion written by W4


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