Thee Dyre Tragedie of Two Pantiehose

Lefty: Some weather we're having, Righty!
Righty: Yeah, cold and clammy. I wish she'd take us off before she got into the bath.
Lefty: I don't think she did it on purpose, Righty! After all, your leg did slip out from under her.
Righty: Yeah, blame it on me... Hey, what's that read sticky stuff?
Lefty: Huh?
Righty: It's all over you... oh no. Oh my god.
Lefty: Huh?
Righty: We're ruined, Lefty! Ruined! And you know what happens to ruined pantyhose, don't you?
Lefty: My mom told me they go to a beautiful garden filled with egg shells and rotting fruit...
Righty: Lefty.
Lefty: Yeah?
Righty: You're an idiot.


Phoebe
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